wearing cabbage...

there are findings

that i believe

  one must share...

.

...such as this cabbage

i've never understood

why it is referred to as red cabbage

when it is actually purple

yet that is not why

 i bring this to you

no not a color debate

rather

a fashion discussion

would you prefer

cabbage

around your neck

or pizza

 an ice cream sandwich perhaps

maybe an avocado

a sushi ring

might be the thing

i kid you not

i just discovered some amazingly clever

food

to wear

check this out

but not if you're hungry