Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Saturday, June 23, 2012

pixar...i feel your pain...

for nearly
nineteen thousand one hundred sixty nine days
and three hours...
.

i have lived with
that hair
on my head
enough said

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

hexies everywhere...

tonight
my husband and i
headed...


...on over to the high school
for the often dreaded
parent teacher conferences
our third born is a charm
a handsome young lad
full of spunk and energy
a zest for living
 his way
a personality that illuminates
a smile that melts hearts
in other words
he often
talks too much
doesn't always listen
especially to authority
and has girls doing all sorts
of things
tonight though
something happened
the words got turned all around
his teachers love him
he's quiet unless called on
his grades are excellent
his assignments are
turned in
on time
he reads shakespeare aloud
better than shakespeare
he's mature
he gives good feedback
so proud of this boy
and
excuse me
mr. science teacher
 are those hexagons
 on that door
i love that design
i mean i luuve those hexies
do you know that
is like the hottest
quilt pattern going right now
would you mind if i
took a picture
oh your grandmother loves to quilt
by all means
please give her my card
oh
and thank you so much
matt loves your class

Friday, August 26, 2011

happy healing

to the
one and only
.
...the best blogging
 man i know
if i were to send you
popsicles
these would be
the ones i'd make
they somehow
look like something
you'd create
grape for me
apple for you
for that's the flavor
i'm sure you'd
like to see
now that you're tonsil free
happy healing ken
now please
don't over do it

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

family paybacks...

i take full
responsibility
for the child...
.

i was diligently
entering new customer
data to the spreadsheet
for our store email club
i entered the name
thinking how cool
it must be
to have the last name
fabric
i even entered the email address
the zip
then i got to the birthday
8/5/1875
huh?
really?
then i looked a little
closer at the handwriting
tj my son
you should know better...


yo momma's got the camera
and the password
 to this blog:)

Friday, June 24, 2011

signs of hoarding...

seems a lot of us
have
at least one room...
.
...i do
the room that everything
you don't want to
deal with
or
 don't know what to
do with
or you just know
someday
you will have another
use for it
and so
the junk collects
dust
and cobwebs
until
the heating & air conditioning installer
 says
we will need access to this
room
yikes...

Thursday, March 31, 2011

luv u mother nature...

just a quick
little message
 to say...
.
your timing
was not so much
 appreciated today
just in case you hadn't noticed
my dear friend dave
had just finished polishing
the front windows
his first job since
having knee surgery
several months ago
when you decided to dump
on cleveland
yet again
with that wet, heavy white stuff
 i am going to be forgiving
this one last time
but please
let me remind you it is
the last day of march
could you kindly move
onto the
next season

Sunday, November 21, 2010

dating myself...

oh silly me
what was
i thinking...
.
i walked thru the doors of
three big box stores
in search of a boom box
a simple cd player
with speakers
they thought i was joking
just download your cd's
put them into a computer
the first guy said
and then what
i asked
upload them on your mp3 player
oh seriously
i'm going to spend all that time
to just listen to a
few christmas cd's
in the next store
they thought i was
...well...
old
like ancient history
in a time warp
out of touch
at last i found this one
it will also play my ipod
which i do own
although it's a hand me down
from my oldest son
the very first model
i just don't want to
take the time to put a bunch
of holiday music on it
hmm...
maybe i am dating myself
but then i have to ask
if it involves six
different steps
twice the amount of time
and three pieces of equipment
is that progress

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

coffee, tea, or...

i have a
super hard
working crew...
.
over at the site
of our new fabric store
we had a little party
to celebrate a birthday
for one of the painters
i thought it would be nice
to offer up some drinks
coffee, tea, or no not me
just water
the thing is
i feel like i need
to be wrapped in plastic
when i go in there
if only i could photoshop
my body
in real life

Thursday, May 27, 2010

a honeybun for the keyboard...

i'm in
sample making
frenzy
.
and the evidence
is everywhere

Saturday, April 24, 2010

scarlet & gray...

sarah and i have been
pasting up color cards
for the store
.

we will be referring to them as we

purchase
bolts of basic fabric
today we were inspired by the
scarlet and gray
is a favorite combination of ours
looks like it is for
her majesty Queen Elizabeth II too
.
photo courtesy of yahoo
oh how I would love
to have that hat
it would feel so regal
walking into
the horseshoe for
tj's graduation
in june
and then displaying
it with our buckeye themed fabrics
this fall
p.s. isn't she just beautiful at 84

Monday, March 15, 2010

you'll always be my baby...

i feel like i've deserted her
my best late night friend
my old faithful
not to worry little miss 1475
you'll always be my baby
i'll never let you go...

i just needed to get you a new companion
a friend to share the load

... now i admit ms. 4.0 and i
had words the first few nights
she can be a little temperamental
especially when you don't use her
well designed features
...like
the automatic knee lift
and the automatic cutter
and the automatic tension control
i've learned to let go
and just let ms. 4.0 do her own thing
and then she sews like a dream
but there are still days that i want to be in control and
that's when my baby and i
cuddle once more

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

this can't be good...

...for the waistline
i can't believe
i just ate...

the entire box
all
by
myself
and i bought
an entire case because i have this thing
for girl scouts
and all the wonderful memories over the years

Saturday, March 6, 2010

the latest model

i headed out to look at new cars
i came home with this...

note to husband and/or sons
upon my death...
scrap my car
it's worthless
...my sewing machines...
post them on eBay
they'll pay for the Buckeye season tickets
...for years:)

Thursday, March 4, 2010

one small request...

would the two bidders on eBay...
...trying to snatch this machine

kindly step aside
and let my bid stay in the lead
please...
this auction is ending
when i will
be driving home on the turnpike
from the great lakes regional fabric show
so i won't be able to bid again
...and i really need it
for my new house of fabric
thank you